He ʻino kona helehelena a he ʻino ke wikiō
ʻO ke kaikamahine i kinohi i kinohi, akā, ʻo ke koʻikoʻi o ke kanaka Kepani, ua lilo. Me ka hoʻomau mau ʻana, ua hoʻoikaika ʻo ia i kāna honi ʻana, ke kino hāmama, i ka moekolohe.
ʻO Jordan Pryce ka inoa o ka mea hana keaka. Mai mahalo mai iaʻu.
Inā ʻo ka hale o kāu hoa wahine kona makuahine wahine, e wehe mau i ka puka o ka lumi moe. ʻAʻole ʻoe makemake e kaupalena i kāu asshole i hoʻokahi asshole inā aia kekahi a puni. Eia kekahi, ʻaʻohe ona maona.
A ua lilo ka blonde, uhhh, he ʻāpana hana, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke manaʻoʻiʻo i ka maikaʻi o kona hoʻopaʻa ʻana i kona makua kāne makua me ka dick nui, omo ʻo ia, lele, a he aha kāna i hana ai.
ʻAʻole makemake maoli ke kāne e hoʻokama i ka lede, no laila ua hoʻopau ʻo ia iā ia! ʻAʻole au i ʻike i kekahi makemake a akamai paha. ʻAʻole paha ʻo ia makemake i nā wahine o kēia ʻano? Makemake au i nā wahine i ka hoʻomaha a ʻoi aku hoʻi!
♪ nānā pōhaku ʻia i kēlā blonde me nā dimples ♪
ʻAʻole wikiō maikaʻi ʻole. Inā ʻaʻole ʻahuʻula ke kāne, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi! Ua maikaʻi loa ka ʻulaʻula nani. Ua hauʻoli loa kona makuakāne iā ia, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i kūʻē i kāna hoʻowalewale ʻana iā ia.
Nā wikiō pili
♪ auw, ʻoluʻolu ♪